“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”
Race: Sidra Human
Class: Bard (1)
Felix looks like he stepped off a poster that the Sidra military hung up to try and entice more people to join it. He’s tall for a human – easily over six feet – with broad shoulders that go into a nice Dorito shape. His teeth, when he smiles, are bleached white (somehow in a medieval society) and gleaming, his beard is always perfectly groomed, and he somehow seems to manifest extra clothing without trying especially hard. He’s just…charming.
He tends to move around like he’s been the place he’s going a thousand times and knows it like the back of his hand, even if he’s first stepping in. When he has to pause and think, he poses like he’s got someone painting a portrait of him to the side.
Felix hails from Sidra – from the northern port city of Agus, though he did apparently a lot of training and living in the capital of Fid Misa. He arrived in Yura with a small contingent of others who were here to help destroy the heretics but – well, he got separated from the others, and now that he’s here, he figures he’ll help out the Rest.
Felix very obviously considers himself a hero, here to help restore the rest. He thinks ladies should fall over themselves for him, and that people should swoon at the sight of him. He gets quite crotchety when this doesn’t happen.
- Eyes: Brown
- Hair: Brown
- Height: 6’4"
- Build: Perfect
- Distinguishing features:
- His teeth sparkle when he smiles
- Maybe You Won’t Die Alone From Galavant
“Feel the sweet spark of connection
If you don’t screw up this moment somehow
Maybe you won’t die alone
Don’t be too needy or bring up your ex
Don’t say the words: “Herpes Simplex”
Don’t ever mention you’ve never had sex
Trust me, I promise, she knows
And now her defenses are starting to fall
Smile and return her affection
If you don’t manage to ruin it all
Maybe you won’t die alone."